All of Chewbacca’s dialogue from Star Wars. On a sticky note.
“Advanced alien devices on the original Trek series often had no discernible mechanism. So touch interfaces seem like magic. It’s also slightly eerie, as you have the sensation that this thing is aware of you.”
This is the best one I’ve seen so far. Well illustrated, easy to follow. 1/16” NPT appears to be the way to go for a permanent leak-free seal.